Marla Maples in a bikini = Happy 4th, America! 07/03 18:25 Happy 4th of July, everybody! On this most patriotic of days, I encourage you all to think about the sacrifices made by our forefathers. Sacrifices that allow a guy like me to write freely about breasts without the King of England coming i . . .

Paris Hilton pitches the TV show from Hell 07/03 17:25 Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will undoubtedly make me pay random strangers to throw an axe at my face. It's basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, . . .

Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini 07/03 15:10 These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian . . .

Britney Spears & Adnan: Together again for the very first time? 07/03 14:25 Britney Spears, seen here with her bodyguard, is secretly back at it with Adnan Ghalib. But this time Britney is pulling some James Bond action and using her vagina (It shoots darts.) to get back a sex tape Adnan made with her, according to . . .

'Day the Earth Stood Still' Trailer is Incredibly Keanu-y 07/03 14:18 I've never seen Keanu so Keanu-y. In trying to take on the role of an alien, he's somehow become an exaggerated, even more lifeless version of himself, and it's very, very strange to behold. If standard Keanu was the final boss of a video g . . .

Megan Fox calls off engagement 07/03 13:40 Megan Fox is single. I should just quit right now because I'll never report anything than can top this slice of awesome. (Unless Hayden Panettiere decides she hates clothes but loves bloggers.) Anyway, according to the latest issue of Star, . . .

Ashley Tisdale in a bikini 07/03 11:25 These are pictures of High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she's hot - sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me . . .

A-Rod's wife leaves him, shacks up with Lenny Kravitz 07/03 10:40 Alex "A-Rod" Rodriquez and his wife Cynthia (above) are officially separated, according to NY Daily News. Coming off the heels of rumors that A-Rod is having an affair with Madonna, the New York Post is also reporting Cynthia was getting he . . .

Tila Tequila's reality show finale treated as a non-scripted event 07/03 09:55 One of the more humorous elements of my job (besides Spencer Pratt's face) is when reality shows are reported as if the shit happening on them is real. In this case, Kristy Morgan (above) who "won" this season's A Shot at Love with Tila Teq . . .

ABBA Reunites for Mamma Mia! 07/05 11:05 The '70s quartet step out for the first time in two decades at the film's Stockholm premiere

Nick Cannon: Marriage Is the 'Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me' 07/05 09:40 The Wild 'N Out host says being married to Mariah Carey is "amazing"

Madonna & Guy Pray Together in N.Y.C. 07/05 08:20 Amid breakup rumors, the couple – and their children – attend Kabbalah services

Christie Brinkley Hangs with Ex Billy Joel 07/05 06:45 The supermodel spends July 4 at the singer's house, while Peter Cook goes sailing with son Jack

James Denton Returning to Desperate Housewives– Single 07/05 03:25 Mike and Susan have definitely split up, the actor tells PEOPLE

Venus Williams Wins Fifth Wimbledon Crown 07/05 01:30 The champ defeats younger sister Serena in their seventh Grand Slam final meeting

VIDEO: Mariah Enlists Rapper T.I. and a Dolphin for New Single 07/04 11:15 The bikini-clad singer debuts 'I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time" with the help of some pals

David Arquette: Coco Loves Broccoli! 07/04 11:00 The proud dad talks about cooking for his daughter – and the family's weekend BBQs

John Mayer's Shocking Confessions (Sadly NOT About Jen) 07/04 09:35 As Aniston cheers him on, the singer pokes fun at media interest in his love life

Tidbits: Michael Lohan's private LiLo call goes public 07/02 22:27 A leaked voice mail reveals Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, promising her he won't mouth off to the press, a promise he quickly and repeatedly broke.

Scoop: No Broadway shows for Tom Cruise 07/02 22:26 Just because Katie Holmes is appearing in a new Broadway play doesn't mean her husband will be following in her footsteps.

Scoop: Long-lost Lohan wants a record of her own 07/01 22:30 Ali and Lindsay Lohan may have a new half-sister, and she wants to follow in their footsteps by recording an  album.

Tidbits: Timberlake confesses his biggest fear 07/01 22:29 Singer Justin Timberlake says he tries not to be afraid of anything, but all that flies out the window when it comes to the woman who gave birth to him.

‘Dark Knight’ premiere not a Ledger tribute 06/30 22:28 Contrary to rumors, the premiere is not going to be a tribute to the late actor, Michelle Williams will not be attending, and it's unclear whether Ledger's family will be there.

Scoop: ‘Dark Knight’ premiere not a Ledger tribute 06/30 22:28 Contrary to rumors, the premiere is not going to be a tribute to the late actor, Michelle Williams will not be attending, and it's unclear whether Ledger's family will be there.

Tidbits: Montag wants to record Christian album 06/30 22:28 “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old,” Heidi, who calls herself “kind of non-denominational Baptist,” said. “I always felt this crazy connection to God.”

Scoop: Pals worry ‘clingy Jen’ is re-emerging 06/29 23:45 Friends of the actress are glad to see that she’s found a relationship she can be happy with, but are worried “clingy Jen” is re-emerging.

Tidbits: Miley thinks scandals make her relatable 06/29 23:44 Tidbits: In an interview with Billboard magazine, the 15-year-old claims the negative press has its positives, too. If nothing else, it’s just another way fans can relate to her.

'Love Connection' producer Eric Lieber dies at 71 (AP) 07/05 21:29 AP - Eric Lieber, whose television production credits include the long-running dating show "Love Connection," has died. He was 71.

Letters from British royals sold at auction of servant's collection (AFP) 07/05 16:28 AFP - Memorabilia belonging to a former British royal servant -- including a letter from the late princess Diana after the birth of Prince William -- shattered pre-sale estimates at auction Saturday.

Gospel singer Wright hurt in Pa. car accident (AP) 07/05 16:25 AP - Police in central Pennsylvania say a gospel singer was critically injured in a crash that killed his wife and a wrong-way driver.

Crikey! 'Crocodile Hunter' daughter gets own doll (AP) 07/05 16:11 AP - CLEVELAND (AP) — The Emmy-winning daughter of the late "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin is getting her own doll.

Hizzoner, the Mayer of Fibbington (E! Online) 07/05 08:31 E! Online - With rumors spreading like wildfire, perhaps the best thing to do is spread some more...kinda like firemen setting a backfire to sap a blaze's energy. Maybe that's John Mayer's strategy, because he told the crowd at his St. Loui . . .

Mamma Mia! ABBA Reunites for Film Premiere (E! Online) 07/05 08:20 E! Online - Don't pull out the polyester and platforms just yet, folks. It was just for a movie premiere.

Eminem Sued for Bathroom Brawl (E! Online) 07/05 07:16 E! Online - He might be MIA but that doesn't stop trouble from finding Eminem.

Bobby: New Edition Brown Out "Best Thing for Me" (E! Online) 07/05 05:40 E! Online - It remains to be seen whether New Edition and New Kids on the Block teaming up will be a super group or more of a stupor group. But whatever happens, it's all gravy to a suddenly philosophical Bobby Brown, who now sees getting k . . .

Huge trove of 78 rpm records donated to Syracuse U (AP) 07/05 04:55 AP - A vast collection of 78 rpm records — valued at $1 million, weighing 50 tons and representing more than a half-century of American music history — is being donated to Syracuse University by the estate of a prominent New York City rec . . .

Jenna Jameson has vagina surgery 03/30 15:42 Jenna Jameson is reportedly pissing off producers who want to turn her book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie because she keeps missing meetings. Although it's allegedly because she got plastic surgery on her vagina and she . . .

Britney Spears makes out in bushes, is broke 03/20 18:25 The Daily Star claims Britney Spears is facing "bankruptcy" after spending $21 million of her $32 million fortune in the past two years and is "scared to death" of the financial situation she faces when she leaves rehab. A family friend say . . .

Lindsay Lohan has no nipples 05/08 19:52 Lindsay Lohan showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala (as did every other celebrity in North America) wearing a see-through dress that wasn't see-through at all. Or maybe it is see-through and she just had her nipples removed. B . . .

Lindsay Lohan doesn't need a bra 03/29 18:48 Flynet Pictures Lindsay Lohan was spotted in LA without a bra on, which I guess would be a bigger deal if we haven't already seen her vagina. The most surprising thing she could do these days would be to spell the word "adequate" correctly . . .

Brooke Hogan is ashamed of her stomach 04/13 14:43 Brooke Hogan was spotted in her sports bra on Lincoln Road in Miami. I've never seen somebody sucking in so hard before in my entire life. Which is completely unnecessary since nobody is expecting her to be skinny or feminine. She's Hulk Ho . . .

Pamela Anderson see-through shirt 05/09 12:40 Flynet Pamela Anderson was spotted in Agoura Hills wearing short shorts and a slightly see-through shirt. Which isn't actually news, but it's a super slow day so this is the kind of crap you're going to have to deal with. The next celebrit . . .

Sex and Politics, a la Caesar and Cleopatra - New York Times 04/09 00:49 GothamistSex and Politics, à la Caesar and CleopatraNew York Times - 34 minutes agoBy ANTHONY TOMMASINI. The Metropolitan Opera has a big impediment to producing Handel operas: its enormous auditorium. Both “Rodelinda,” wh . . .

Will baby keep Travolta's wife out of 'Dallas'? 03/27 02:44 John Travolta is lobbying to get his real-life wife, Kelly Preston, to play his on-screen wife, the long-suffering Sue Ellen Ewing, in the big-screen remake of "Dallas." Preston would be replacing Jennifer Lopez, who was originally cast as . . .

Britney says K-Fed her 'biggest mistake' 04/04 07:13 Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have hammered out the details of their split, and it’s reportedly going to cost the “Toxic” singer $13 million. What’s more, Star magazine says that Spears was reluctant to finalize the . . .

LiLo's Body In a Wonderland 07/05 17:57 Filed under: Lindsay LohanTMZ.com: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a gay old time at Disneyland on the Alice in Wonderland ride.Linday's sister Ali is in the rear, clearly thinking about Dina's next move to put her on a stripper pole . . .

Madonna Yanks Her Family A-Round 07/05 16:57 Filed under: Wacky & Weird, MadonnaTMZ.com: Since all the talk that Madonna's next single would be herself, she's made a point of being seen with Guy and the kiddies. The whole fam joined her today at a Kabbalah Center in NYC for some . . .

World News Bulletin: Hitler Beheaded 07/05 16:57 Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!TMZ.com: Adolf Hitler's head has been ripped off, and someone actually has a problem with it!The Nazi dictator has been portrayed in wax form in for an exhibit at the new Madame Tussauds in Berlin. But . . .

Being Fergalicious Doesn't Happen Overnight 07/05 15:57 Filed under: Wacky & Weird, FergieTMZ.com: TMZ got a hold of some Fergie photos from back in the day -- when she was just known simply as Stacy Ferguson.This was probably around the time she got that ridic eyebrow piercing she's had f . . .

Jean-Claude: I'm Famous Van Dammit! 07/05 15:57 Filed under: Wacky & WeirdTMZ.com: Jean-Claude Van Damme is an international sex symbol, but only in his crazazy head! The orange star has modestly stated, "I'm a brand name. Van Damme is like Levi's." The five time married actor will . . .

Maddox Having a Jolie Ol' Time 07/05 14:57 Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Brad & AngelinaTMZ.com: Angelina Jolie's brother James Haven and her son Maddox were spotted arriving to Lenval Hospital in Nice, France today.The eldest of the Jolie-Pitt kids is probably anxious for th . . .

Rodman: I'll Be Here All Week! 07/05 14:57 Filed under: Wacky & WeirdTMZ.com: Dennis Rodman has never been known as a comedian -- but in case he chooses that profession he certainly can handle hecklers.Rodman was outside GOA last night, when the worm bashing began. See Also . . .

Applegate Saddened Over BF Death 07/05 14:57 Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, TVTMZ.com: Christina Applegate is speaking out about her boyfriend, Lee Grivas who was found dead from an apparent drug overdose this week.Applegate issued a statement to E! News saying, "I am profoundly sadde . . .

J. Lo's Twins Go for a Swim 07/05 13:57 Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Hot BodiesTMZ.com: Jennifer Lopez took her newly toned butt out for a swim in Italy yesterday.Who needs a life preserver when you have your own floatation device? See Also J. Lo's Dog Allegedly Eats Stewa . . .

Elves and Killer Beanstalks From Director’s Personal ‘Hell’ - New York Times 07/05 21:27 VarietyElves and Killer Beanstalks From Director’s Personal ‘Hell’New York Times - 1 hour agoBy DAVE ITZKOFF The common thread running through the films of Guillermo del Toro, from his 1993 horror feature debut, “Cr . . .

An Ideal Husband - New York Times 07/05 21:26 TheImproper.comAn Ideal HusbandNew York Times - 1 hour agoBy MAUREEN DOWD There’s the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook fireworks on Long Island and the Madonna/Guy Ritchie/A-Rod Roman candle in New York.Christie Brinkley Hangs with Ex . . .

Brangelina's unborn twins already honored by Nice, France - Monsters and Critics.com 07/05 21:03 ABC NewsBrangelina's unborn twins already honored by Nice, FranceMonsters and Critics.com - 1 hour agoBy Stone Martindale Jul 6, 2008, 0:48 GMT Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt arrive for the gala screening of US director Clint Eastwoo . . .

Ore. man completes flight of fancy - in lawn chair - The Associated Press 07/05 20:40 CBS NewsOre. man completes flight of fancy - in lawn chairThe Associated Press - 1 hour agoBEND, Ore. (AP) - Using his trusty BB gun to help him return to Earth, a 48-year-old gas station owner flew a lawn chair rigged with helium-fill . . .

Madonna & Guy Pray Together in NYC - People Magazine 07/05 20:37 Washington PostMadonna & Guy Pray Together in NYCPeople Magazine - 1 hour agoAmid swirling rumors of infidelity and divorce, Madonna and Guy Ritchie took their children to Kabbalah services in New York City on Saturday, July 5. Als . . .

Hot, dry weather to continue in Oklahoma - KRIS-TV 07/05 20:20 Hot, dry weather to continue in OklahomaKRIS-TV - 1 hour agoHot, dry weather will prevail in Oklahoma for a couple more days before the chance of rain returns to the state. The National Weather Service said Sunday will be mostly sunny, . . .

Wall-E is Hollywood's new star, so why is he causing an eco row? - The Observer 07/05 19:27 Los Angeles TimesWall-E is Hollywood's new star, so why is he causing an eco row?The Observer - 2 hours agoPixar's latest film opened to huge acclaim in the States last week and is set to be a massive summer hit. But the green . . .

Will Smith's 'Hancock' No 'Legend' - FOXNews 07/05 18:52 TheImproper.comWill Smith's 'Hancock' No 'Legend'FOXNews - 1 hour agoBy Roger Friedman AP If numbers hold up, "Hancock" will finish a five-and-a-half-day July 4th weekend with just under $100 million.Porn . . .

Arts, Briefly Lost and Found - New York Times 07/05 18:06 Die ZeitArts, Briefly Lost and FoundNew York Times - 1 hour agoLost scenes from the classic 1927 silent film “Metropolis,” above, were shown for the first time in decades on Thursday, The Associated Press reported.Lost footag . . .

Williams Beats Williams 07/05 18:13 Usually when Venus and Serena Williams play against each other, it's a shitty match to watch. Thankfully, that wasn't the case at the Wimbledon Women's Finals on Saturday. This time, Venus prevailed. After losing five Grand Slam titles to h . . .

Can You Handle This Hotness???? 07/05 18:04 Remember Jeremy Jackson? He played David Hasselhoff's son for many years on Baywatch. Well, there he was at the opening of Pure Management Group's new Christian Audigier club at Treasure Island in Las Vegas on Friday night. Like a fine wine . . .

Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/05 17:59 What am I doing Here The songs were cute and all, but we've been craving more. Thankfully, international superstar Kristina Chen has made a new video. Finally! Click here to watch Tina bust a move and sing What Am I Doing Here?

Feminem Loses Her Cool 07/05 17:35 Remember Eminem???? While the rapper has been missing in action from the music scene for the last several years, he's been keeping himself busy frequenting strip clubs and getting into trouble. Fem was sued on Thursday by a man that claims . . .

4th of July Funny 07/05 16:52 Jim Carrey made the best of the paparazzi shit show in Malibu on Friday and gave them some good photo op! The Canadian funny man, looking pretty good shirtless - we must say, donned gal pal Jenny McCarthy's swimsuit as they strolled down th . . .

Madonna Has The Power Of Mind Control???? 07/05 16:44 She may be able to influence minds, but she doesn't have power over the elements. Her Magesty was caught in a downpour while entering the Kabbalah Center in NYC on Saturday. Oh, yeah, and that's Guy Ritchie next to her. He's her husband. Th . . .

Best. Time. Ever. 07/05 16:33 Does it look like we're having fun in that pic??? Well, we were!!!! Our 4th of July bash at Prive was a blast. We LOVE Vegas. And…. We still have one more night left in Sin City! P.S. It's soooo good to just sleep in every once in a . . .

If You're in Las Vegas Tonight…. 07/04 14:44 You must come to our 4th of July super party at Prive! We have Lady Gaga and Ultraviolet Sound performing live. Plus, there's a lot we have to be thankful for! And we'd love to celebrate with U. Table reservations: (702)523-6002 or Tables@ . . .

Happy Independence Day! 07/04 14:15 It was soooooo good to sleep in this morning. Yay! We might hit the pool later today. We hope you have the loveliest 4th of July possible. Definitely have a better time than these two! The poor man's Zacquisha and VaneXXXa (not that that's . . .

Lynda Carter's Wonderful Recovery 07/05 17:30 On television, she had an invisible jet, a lasso of truth and indestructible silver bracelets, but in real life, Wonder Woman Lynda Carter has her own secret weapon: sobriety. The...

Trackmaster Jerkins: Britney Still Brings It 07/05 16:09 After a brief music-biz timeout, Britney Spears is barging back with a vengeance, says record producer Rodney Jerkins in this exclusive video interview with E! News reporter Jason Kennedy. Touting...

Mamma Mia! ABBA Reunites for Film Premiere 07/05 15:00 Don't pull out the polyester and platforms just yet, folks. It was just for a movie premiere. For the first time in 22 years, all four ex-members of ABBA appeared together at the...

Hizzoner, the Mayer of Fibbington 07/05 14:54 With rumors spreading like wildfire, perhaps the best thing to do is spread some more...kinda like firemen setting a backfire to sap a blaze's energy. Maybe that's John Mayer's...

Eminem Sued for Bathroom Brawl 07/05 14:00 He might be MIA, but that doesn't stop trouble from finding Eminem. A man has filed a lawsuit against the Oscar and Grammy-winning "Lose Yourself" rapper for an alleged...

Brangelina's "Two Little Nicois" in the Oven 07/05 13:00 Forget buns! Looks like Angelina's cooking up a couple Niçois in her oven. In case there was any doubt about the French's affection for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's...

Bobby: New Edition Brown Out "Best Thing for Me" 07/05 12:41 It remains to be seen whether New Edition and New Kids on the Block teaming up will be a super group or more of a stupor group. But whatever happens, it's all gravy to a suddenly philosophical...

Former Rachael Ray Employee Trims Fat, Loses Job 07/05 11:45 A former employee of Rachael Ray's daytime talk show is suing the CBS network for $1 million, saying he was discriminated against for trimming the fat out of his diet—all of...

Miley Cyrus: "Coolest. Person. Ev-er!" 07/04 13:30 If only every 15-year-old could have Miley Cyrus' self-esteem. "Coolest. Person. Ev-er!" she joked to People in a recent interview when asked how she would describe...

The Lost Boy [The Clip Show] 07/03 20:45 · Corey Haim spent an entire segment of The Two Coreys surfing the Defamer comment section and walked away emotionally damaged. But darker days are looming ahead. · Angelina Jolie gave...

Happy Fourth On A Stick! [Short Ends] 07/03 20:15 · Happy Fourth of July everyone! Here's some Midwest Americana goodness, deep-fried and skewered, the way it's served up best. [YouTube] · Bozo is dead. Long live Bozo! [AP] ·...

The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation [Wife Swap] 07/03 19:45 If you've looked at the Internet at all this past week, you've probably gleaned that there's something going on with Madonna, Guy Ritchie, A-Rod and, most recently, Lenny Kravitz. A lot has happened...

In Honor Of His 46th, Tom Cruise In His Birthday Suit! [Birthdays] 07/03 19:25 We'd be remiss if we let the day slip by without offering some fond birthday wishes to not-quite-born-on-the-Fourth-of-July Tom Cruise, who turns 46-intense-years-old today. In his honor, we offer a...

PETA Would Rather Tinker With Sharon Stone's Brain Than Wear Fur [Karma Police] 07/03 19:00 It's no secret that Sharon Stone is batshit crazy. But while most people laugh and make snarky comments (like us), the folks at PETA have decided to actually do something about it. The People for the...

Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn [False Terribles] 07/03 18:40 When fighting a highly publicized custody battle with the modeling industry's reigning Good Girl Next Door, it's probably not the smartest move to give Al Goldstein and Larry Flynt a run for their...

Busty Heart's Got Six-Pack-Flattening, 48-Double-G Talent [Dept Of Violent Jugs] 07/03 18:10 America's Got Talent last night featured the truly unique talents of a one Miss Busty Heart—a beloved mainstay on the stripper circuit for decades now, according to her must-visit...

Matt Damon's Weight Gain Puts Him In The Running For 'Sexiest Schlub Alive' [How Ya Like Them Apples?] 07/03 17:45 Formerly a featured member of the Rapid Downsize club currently bowing down to newly slim star Colin Farrell, Matt Damon has notably chunked up for his role in the true story of an FBI whistleblower...

'Rachael Ray Show' Overrun By Litigious Aneroxics [Annals Of Workplace Eating Disorders] 07/03 17:20 In what will easily go down as the Most Insane Legal Filing of the Long Weekend, a male employee at The Rachael Ray Show has named producer CBS and several other staffers in a legal filing seeking...

Happy 4th [Pic Of The Day] 07/04 20:06 A photo editor at the New York Times—forced to work on a public holiday—has decided to make mischief. From a gallery of pictures of the day on the newspaper's website, here's a revealing shot of...

Jesse Helms [And Now He's Dead] 07/04 12:54 One is told not to speak ill of the dead, and even the obit writers of this ill-mannered site usually find some praiseworthy note—Hitler was kind to animals!—in even the shabbiest of lives. But it...

The Week We Broke the Budget [Week In Review] 07/03 17:30 Rafaello Follieri was friends with Ron Burkle was friends with Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein, who is in jail. Whee. The Jews don't want you to watch that video about how they run the whole...

How to Shut Down an Internet Argument [The Internets] 07/03 17:02 Just post this video, each and every time, when things appear to be getting out of hand in a comments thread or whatever. Makes everyone involved feel stupid. [via Cajun Boy]

Pretend You're Talking To Someone Now [Advertising] 07/03 16:53 Make a YouTube video—any video—and show your stupid Sprint phone in it, and Sprint will pay you $20. The promotion is appropriately called "Sell Out." Or, don't do this, and enjoy a...

Who Says Newspapers Are Dead? [Journalismism] 07/03 16:30 The L.A. Times is cutting 250 jobs, the Tampa-Tribune is cutting 21, the New York Times is now available only on Kindle during a lunar eclipse, but all is well in dead-tree medialand — in...

Lorenzo's Royal [Hottie Boombalotties] 07/03 16:27 Seeing as it's apparently Cute Boy Day on Gawker, we'll throw another fella into the mix. Our friends at Guanabee think that Lorenzo Betancourt, son of the recently-released hostage and one-time...

Emily Gould Handles Her Own PR, Calls Out Everyone [Microfeuds] 07/03 16:10 We will begin by thanking Emily Gould—former Gawker editor, recent NYT Magazine cover story, and recently-sold book-write—for providing us with content on a slow news day before a holiday weekend....

Hipsters In Space [Hipsters] 07/03 16:05 A cartoon starring an East Village DJ in shutter shades, on a space ship. About time. [Current]